Profile

I'm an introvert in the classic sense: I get all my recharge from being alone. I think people are fascinating, but I don't actually like a whole lot of them, especially at once. My facade of studious intelligence and the books that seem to perpetually hover six inches from my nose disguise a wide sarcastic streak and a powerfully morbid sense of humor. When people give me surveys, online quizzes, or personality tests, I intentionally give answers that throw off the result.

I believe passionately in both Murphy's Law and the Threefold Rule, and I think that most gods (God, Allah, Yahweh, Buddha, or Other) would be ashamed of their followers. I think the Universe does its best to watch out for people.

Mostly I think the world is a pretty interesting place; I like to learn about it and hope to continue learning about it for years and years to come.